snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via humoristics)

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Posted
11 hours ago

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via humoristics)

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Posted
15 hours ago
blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

(Source: celinaelixr, via luisfliesnaked)

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Posted
1 day ago

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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Posted
1 day ago

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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Posted
1 day ago

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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Posted
2 days ago

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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475499
Posted
4 days ago